...truth.

Today is the first day of my period.

Ice cream will neutralize garlic breath.

I have an overpowering desire to be physically close to you.

That is not as romantic as it sounds.

That "you" is plural.

Today I fell on the sidewalk.

I lay flat on my back for all of 10 seconds.

Some awkward moments are funniest when no one is laughing.

I take garlic supplements 4 times a day.

I am having ice cream for dinner.

I am having dinner at 10:32pm.

I have an overpowering desire to urinate.

That is even less romantic than it sounds.

"In the end [truth] is a woman: she should not be violated." -- Nietzsche